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Question if felines can only taste sour things, does that make them a bunch of sourpusses?

Yes

hi sourpusses, I´m dad.

you know, the one who left 6 years ago to get milk at the store.

I get it

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.

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Chocolate rain

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Truly the best song about racism and white privilege ever written. Move over, "Ebony and Ivory"!

I first saw that joke in The Krusty Krab Training Video

good lord

What did the green light say to the red right?

||“Don’t look! in changing!”||

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Today I found out that the German word for brassiere is "stoppemfromfloppen".

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You...you almost got me. I almost turned my phone upside down.

I guess I’m not so gullible

Lol

I didn’t turn my phone, but he got me still. I just stared at it for 45 seconds imagining it upside down like, “how? The ear is curved and the legs are all messed up and there’s no tail...”