I get it

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.

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Chocolate rain

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Truly the best song about racism and white privilege ever written. Move over, "Ebony and Ivory"!

I first saw that joke in The Krusty Krab Training Video

good lord

What did the green light say to the red right?

||“Don’t look! in changing!”||

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Today I found out that the German word for brassiere is "stoppemfromfloppen".

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You...you almost got me. I almost turned my phone upside down.

I guess I’m not so gullible

Lol

I didn’t turn my phone, but he got me still. I just stared at it for 45 seconds imagining it upside down like, “how? The ear is curved and the legs are all messed up and there’s no tail...”

An asian man once asked me why the price of everything in america keeps going up. I told him "fluctuations". He yelled back at me "well fluck you americans!"

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?


They both become useless when you open windows....

Our politicians secretly traded wood with rival nations.
They commited *treeson*.

What did the kamikaze instructor say to his class.

Watch closely as I’m only going to do this once.