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You get a government that works efficiently for the people.

@gggghhhheeee "flipping Washington DC upside-down " wouldn't that just dump all the trash onto the street?

@✌🐧Ⓡａᑎ𝐚 🐿🎯 Nah, it'd just confuse the trash since they would all be sitting on the ceiling instead of their chairs.

This gave me an idea for a meme

not sure if this goes in dad jokes or memes

I think it fits well here.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/728498363347107891/747917355010752623/Screenshot_20200825-163624_Chrome.jpg did a similar thing to my ex-girlfriend now fiance and then showed her the real Ipad 🙂

at first she didn't take the joke as well as this kid, but she came around 😛

Lol

Why is the graveyard overcrouded?


BECAUSE PEOPLE MUST BE DYING TO GET IN!

Bada ding

Question if felines can only taste sour things, does that make them a bunch of sourpusses?

Yes

hi sourpusses, I´m dad.

you know, the one who left 6 years ago to get milk at the store.

I get it

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.

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Chocolate rain

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Truly the best song about racism and white privilege ever written. Move over, "Ebony and Ivory"!

I first saw that joke in The Krusty Krab Training Video