Message from @Lich King

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2020-10-01 16:46:48 UTC  

@✌🐧Ⓡaᑎ𝐚 🐿🎯 I actually laughed at that one.....

2020-10-01 16:47:08 UTC  

My existence is a dad joke

2020-10-01 16:51:33 UTC  

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2020-10-01 18:39:23 UTC  

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2020-10-01 18:56:30 UTC  

When you are dyslexic and you ask Satan for a puppy rather than Santa.

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2020-10-01 19:45:58 UTC  

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2020-10-01 20:13:20 UTC  

@ChristianChicken1089 I resemble that dad joke.....

2020-10-01 20:56:42 UTC  

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2020-10-02 02:55:22 UTC  

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2020-10-02 02:59:45 UTC  

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2020-10-02 07:36:53 UTC  

i heard this from my friends dad and it is by far the worst i have ever heard

2020-10-02 07:37:19 UTC  

what is the difference between abu dhabi and dubai?

2020-10-02 07:37:40 UTC  

dubai doesnt watch the fllintstones

2020-10-02 07:37:49 UTC  

but abu dhabi do!

2020-10-02 07:37:59 UTC  

please forgive me

2020-10-02 08:36:31 UTC  

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2020-10-02 08:38:48 UTC  

jeenyus

2020-10-02 08:49:05 UTC  

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2020-10-02 17:10:53 UTC  

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2020-10-02 21:45:04 UTC  

The little pebble’s most fervent wish was to be boulder.

2020-10-02 23:29:35 UTC  

@ChristianChicken1089 I don't get it lol

2020-10-02 23:30:02 UTC  

A-spar-a-gus --> A spare I guess

2020-10-02 23:30:16 UTC  

-gus*

2020-10-02 23:30:30 UTC  

that's kinda eh

2020-10-02 23:30:36 UTC  

even for a dad joke

2020-10-02 23:32:33 UTC  

"that's kind" ~~a eh~~

2020-10-02 23:32:45 UTC  

Your welcome. 🙂

2020-10-02 23:36:06 UTC  

<:dogekek:726878872607653918>

2020-10-03 01:21:19 UTC  

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2020-10-03 03:30:09 UTC  

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2020-10-03 04:04:45 UTC  

So my uncle see he's into smoking and while at a gas station he lit up just as he was filling his tank.
At some point he drops the pump thing and gets gasoline on his sleeve, so like a normal person he used his right hand to try and brush it off of him. But he was holding his cigarette in that very hand too.
Seconds later the cops arrive and my uncle was arrested for waving a firearm in public.

2020-10-03 05:52:14 UTC  

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2020-10-03 05:52:16 UTC  

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2020-10-03 12:03:29 UTC  

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2020-10-03 14:08:08 UTC  

Why didn't the green pepper practice archery? Because he didn't habanero.

2020-10-03 15:47:16 UTC  

Where do chicken tenders hang out at?

||The strip club||

2020-10-03 18:09:13 UTC  

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2020-10-03 18:29:13 UTC  

not really a dad joke, but still is a dad joke ❤️

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2020-10-03 18:30:12 UTC  

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2020-10-04 00:20:30 UTC  

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2020-10-04 01:20:12 UTC  

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