Message from @BobiusPrime

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2020-10-02 23:29:35 UTC  

@ChristianChicken1089 I don't get it lol

2020-10-02 23:30:02 UTC  

A-spar-a-gus --> A spare I guess

2020-10-02 23:30:16 UTC  

-gus*

2020-10-02 23:30:30 UTC  

that's kinda eh

2020-10-02 23:30:36 UTC  

even for a dad joke

2020-10-02 23:32:33 UTC  

"that's kind" ~~a eh~~

2020-10-02 23:32:45 UTC  

Your welcome. 🙂

2020-10-02 23:36:06 UTC  

<:dogekek:726878872607653918>

2020-10-03 01:21:19 UTC  

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2020-10-03 03:30:09 UTC  

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2020-10-03 04:04:45 UTC  

So my uncle see he's into smoking and while at a gas station he lit up just as he was filling his tank.
At some point he drops the pump thing and gets gasoline on his sleeve, so like a normal person he used his right hand to try and brush it off of him. But he was holding his cigarette in that very hand too.
Seconds later the cops arrive and my uncle was arrested for waving a firearm in public.

2020-10-03 05:52:14 UTC  

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2020-10-03 05:52:16 UTC  

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2020-10-03 12:03:29 UTC  

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2020-10-03 14:08:08 UTC  

Why didn't the green pepper practice archery? Because he didn't habanero.

2020-10-03 15:47:16 UTC  

Where do chicken tenders hang out at?

||The strip club||

2020-10-03 18:09:13 UTC  

<:KEK:726877368601411624>

2020-10-03 18:29:13 UTC  

not really a dad joke, but still is a dad joke ❤️

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2020-10-03 18:30:12 UTC  

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2020-10-04 00:20:30 UTC  

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2020-10-04 01:20:12 UTC  

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2020-10-04 01:43:25 UTC  

An American couple was being shown around Moscow one day, when the man felt a drop hit his nose.

“I think it’s raining,” he said to his wife.
“No, that felt more like snow to me,” she replied.
“No, I’m sure it was just rain,” he said.

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.

“Let’s not fight about it!” the man said. “Let’s ask our guide, Rudolph, whether it’s officially raining or snowing.”

As their tour guide approached, the man said, “Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?”

“It’s raining, of course,” he replied officiously.

But the woman insisted, “I know that it felt like snow!”

The man quietly replied, “Rudolph, the Red, knows rain, dear!“

2020-10-04 02:38:34 UTC  

Bravo

2020-10-04 02:45:28 UTC  

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2020-10-04 02:59:24 UTC  

Smfh

2020-10-04 03:01:08 UTC  

Lol

2020-10-04 04:19:16 UTC  

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2020-10-04 17:40:42 UTC  

Why did the tomatoe blush?

2020-10-04 17:41:44 UTC  

Because it saw the salad dressing

2020-10-04 17:52:45 UTC  

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2020-10-04 17:54:57 UTC  

Another one

2020-10-04 17:55:42 UTC  

Protestant music isnt bad persay, it's just a little . . . **unorthodox**

2020-10-04 18:39:12 UTC  

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2020-10-04 18:39:31 UTC  

Zed saw this and just shook his head... You should be ashamed Smokie for posting such a dad joke 😛

2020-10-04 18:49:04 UTC  

Lol! Did I post that one?

2020-10-04 18:52:57 UTC  

I haven’t seen that one? Is it old?

2020-10-04 18:58:23 UTC  

no idea... but I will be you did 😛

2020-10-04 19:00:07 UTC  

That dad joke

2020-10-04 19:00:48 UTC  

We’ve all posted some iffy dad jokes, lol!

2020-10-04 19:06:15 UTC  

well the one in Zed's video is a Smokie level of quality dad joke..... I will admit I giggled at it >.<

2020-10-04 19:11:16 UTC  

🤣