Message from @ChristianChicken1089
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Lol
@✌🐧Ⓡaᑎ𝐚 🐿🎯 I actually laughed at that one.....
My existence is a dad joke
When you are dyslexic and you ask Satan for a puppy rather than Santa.
@ChristianChicken1089 I resemble that dad joke.....
i heard this from my friends dad and it is by far the worst i have ever heard
what is the difference between abu dhabi and dubai?
dubai doesnt watch the fllintstones
but abu dhabi do!
please forgive me
jeenyus
The little pebble’s most fervent wish was to be boulder.
@ChristianChicken1089 I don't get it lol
A-spar-a-gus --> A spare I guess
-gus*
that's kinda eh
even for a dad joke
"that's kind" ~~a eh~~
Your welcome. 🙂
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So my uncle see he's into smoking and while at a gas station he lit up just as he was filling his tank.
At some point he drops the pump thing and gets gasoline on his sleeve, so like a normal person he used his right hand to try and brush it off of him. But he was holding his cigarette in that very hand too.
Seconds later the cops arrive and my uncle was arrested for waving a firearm in public.
Why didn't the green pepper practice archery? Because he didn't habanero.
Where do chicken tenders hang out at?
||The strip club||
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not really a dad joke, but still is a dad joke ❤️