Message from @John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Discord ID: 777755680621854750
Tried catching fog the other day....
Mist
Everyone knows of Carl Marks.
But few know of his sister Onya.
She invented starting blocks in running.
@yeahmyrealnameright that is the single funniest and punniest dad joke today
Spiders make great web developers. They also are good at debugging.
why was the stadium so hot after the game
all the fans left
Why was the soccer pitch so wet
||All the players were dribbling||
If Nescafe and SaraLee had a corporate merger, it wouldn't NescaSaraLee be a great company.
> Why was the soccer pitch so wet
> ||All the players were dribbling||
@AlexVibeMaster idk
Oh I didn't know i could click on the bar
Thats pretty cool
> Oh I didn't know i could click on the bar
@I never asked For future reference, you can make your own clickable spoiler bars:
\|\|Rosebud was the sled\|\| becomes ||Rosebud was the sled||
Great for posting bad jokes where you don't want people to accidentally read the punch line before the joke. Have fun with it!
On desktop Discord, images can also be spoilers:
Honda civic spoiler
Thanks for the tip 👍
Do you know the diference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly a D in an A?
damn...
You left the door open too long
lol
i should have jellyied the door closed
<:tyler:733204434682773525>
a few years ago I went to a dive bar and after a few beers I had to use the bathroom. While standing at the urinal someone had wrote something on the wall at eye level. It said "wanna here a joke?" then just below that read "the joke is in your hand"
a blind man walked into a bar.....Then a table, and a chair.
a dead man votes for obama..... Then hillary, and biden.
LMAO
One bird cannot be colourful but toocan
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
|| Because if it had 4 doors it would be called a chicken sedan ||
Whats the best thing about dating a homeless person?
|| you can drop them off anywhere ||
What do you call a Phoenix in Germany?
||A Hindenbird||
> One bird cannot be colourful but toocan
@Kingjim69 Owl try not to hold that against you, even as fowl as that joke was.
when is a door not a door? When it is ajar