Message from @DarkbeatK

Discord ID: 777757090848178227


2020-11-14 23:40:34 UTC  

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2020-11-15 02:26:16 UTC  

Spiders make great web developers. They also are good at debugging.

2020-11-15 05:11:53 UTC  

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2020-11-15 16:13:51 UTC  

why was the stadium so hot after the game

2020-11-15 16:14:12 UTC  

all the fans left

2020-11-15 18:28:38 UTC  

Why was the soccer pitch so wet
||All the players were dribbling||

2020-11-15 19:48:06 UTC  

If Nescafe and SaraLee had a corporate merger, it wouldn't NescaSaraLee be a great company.

2020-11-15 23:13:03 UTC  

> Why was the soccer pitch so wet
> ||All the players were dribbling||
@AlexVibeMaster idk

2020-11-15 23:13:20 UTC  

Oh I didn't know i could click on the bar

2020-11-15 23:13:27 UTC  

Thats pretty cool

2020-11-16 01:12:40 UTC  

> Oh I didn't know i could click on the bar
@I never asked For future reference, you can make your own clickable spoiler bars:
\|\|Rosebud was the sled\|\| becomes ||Rosebud was the sled||
Great for posting bad jokes where you don't want people to accidentally read the punch line before the joke. Have fun with it!

2020-11-16 01:12:54 UTC  

On desktop Discord, images can also be spoilers:

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2020-11-16 01:13:05 UTC  

Honda civic spoiler

2020-11-16 01:13:26 UTC  

Thanks for the tip 👍

2020-11-16 01:20:48 UTC  

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2020-11-16 02:10:23 UTC  

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2020-11-16 04:43:24 UTC  

When dose a joke become a dad joke...


When it leaves and never comes back.

2020-11-16 04:45:07 UTC  

Do you know the diference between jam and jelly?

2020-11-16 04:48:00 UTC  

You can't jelly a D in an A?

2020-11-16 04:48:26 UTC  

damn...

2020-11-16 04:49:00 UTC  

You left the door open too long

2020-11-16 04:49:04 UTC  

lol

2020-11-16 04:49:28 UTC  

i should have jellyied the door closed

2020-11-16 04:49:57 UTC  

<:tyler:733204434682773525>

2020-11-16 04:57:28 UTC  

a few years ago I went to a dive bar and after a few beers I had to use the bathroom. While standing at the urinal someone had wrote something on the wall at eye level. It said "wanna here a joke?" then just below that read "the joke is in your hand"

2020-11-16 05:35:50 UTC  

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2020-11-16 06:02:05 UTC  

a blind man walked into a bar.....Then a table, and a chair.

2020-11-16 06:04:32 UTC  

a dead man votes for obama..... Then hillary, and biden.

2020-11-16 06:14:11 UTC  

LMAO

2020-11-16 08:51:52 UTC  

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2020-11-16 09:41:20 UTC  

One bird cannot be colourful but toocan

2020-11-16 13:18:51 UTC  

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
|| Because if it had 4 doors it would be called a chicken sedan ||

2020-11-16 13:19:59 UTC  

Whats the best thing about dating a homeless person?
|| you can drop them off anywhere ||

2020-11-16 14:27:46 UTC  

What do you call a Phoenix in Germany?

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2020-11-16 14:27:57 UTC  

||A Hindenbird||

2020-11-16 15:55:03 UTC  

> One bird cannot be colourful but toocan
@Kingjim69 Owl try not to hold that against you, even as fowl as that joke was.

2020-11-16 16:16:04 UTC  

when is a door not a door? When it is ajar

2020-11-16 16:51:09 UTC  

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2020-11-16 17:40:59 UTC  

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2020-11-16 17:46:23 UTC  

when does a joke become a dad joke

2020-11-16 17:46:33 UTC  

when it becomes apparent