But also timeless...

If I were there, I'd have to fold.

> @Bengamin Dover idk what phrase do they use
@SuperSand "on that note"

Smh, I'm tearing up.

POG champ

Sorry for the delay in responce

Lol its all good

Why are writers always cold?

They're always surrounded by drafts!

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

Because he ate his food before it was cool

Steven hawking is based

Wheel based

And that's why he's based in the ground.

That doesn't work

It's all about the wording

Tried catching fog the other day....

Mist

Everyone knows of Carl Marks.
But few know of his sister Onya.
She invented starting blocks in running.

@yeahmyrealnameright that is the single funniest and punniest dad joke today

Spiders make great web developers. They also are good at debugging.

why was the stadium so hot after the game

all the fans left

Why was the soccer pitch so wet
||All the players were dribbling||

If Nescafe and SaraLee had a corporate merger, it wouldn't NescaSaraLee be a great company.

> Why was the soccer pitch so wet
> ||All the players were dribbling||
@AlexVibeMaster idk

Oh I didn't know i could click on the bar

Thats pretty cool

> Oh I didn't know i could click on the bar
@I never asked For future reference, you can make your own clickable spoiler bars:
\|\|Rosebud was the sled\|\| becomes ||Rosebud was the sled||
Great for posting bad jokes where you don't want people to accidentally read the punch line before the joke. Have fun with it!

On desktop Discord, images can also be spoilers:

Honda civic spoiler

Thanks for the tip 👍

When dose a joke become a dad joke...


When it leaves and never comes back.

Do you know the diference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly a D in an A?