Steven hawking is based

Wheel based

And that's why he's based in the ground.

That doesn't work

It's all about the wording

Tried catching fog the other day....

Mist

Everyone knows of Carl Marks.
But few know of his sister Onya.
She invented starting blocks in running.

@yeahmyrealnameright that is the single funniest and punniest dad joke today

Spiders make great web developers. They also are good at debugging.

why was the stadium so hot after the game

all the fans left

Why was the soccer pitch so wet
||All the players were dribbling||

If Nescafe and SaraLee had a corporate merger, it wouldn't NescaSaraLee be a great company.

> Why was the soccer pitch so wet
> ||All the players were dribbling||
@AlexVibeMaster idk

Oh I didn't know i could click on the bar

Thats pretty cool

> Oh I didn't know i could click on the bar
@I never asked For future reference, you can make your own clickable spoiler bars:
\|\|Rosebud was the sled\|\| becomes ||Rosebud was the sled||
Great for posting bad jokes where you don't want people to accidentally read the punch line before the joke. Have fun with it!

On desktop Discord, images can also be spoilers:

Honda civic spoiler

Thanks for the tip 👍

When dose a joke become a dad joke...


When it leaves and never comes back.

Do you know the diference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly a D in an A?

damn...

You left the door open too long

lol

i should have jellyied the door closed

<:tyler:733204434682773525>

a few years ago I went to a dive bar and after a few beers I had to use the bathroom. While standing at the urinal someone had wrote something on the wall at eye level. It said "wanna here a joke?" then just below that read "the joke is in your hand"

a blind man walked into a bar.....Then a table, and a chair.

a dead man votes for obama..... Then hillary, and biden.

LMAO

One bird cannot be colourful but toocan

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
|| Because if it had 4 doors it would be called a chicken sedan ||