What's green & red, and goes 100 miles an hour?.........A frog in a blender.
Oh I was gonna say a pissed off vegan
but ok
A pissed off vegan in a blender is funny too!
HAHAHA
Damn I wish I had a dad to get these jokes
Perhaps he is the joke?
Nice name lol
What does a snake do when it's frustrated? ||A hissy fit. 🐍 ||
I went to a zoo and all they had there was this one dog. It was a shih tzu.
you know what that goes good with
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bar tender looks at them and says, "What is this, a joke?"
A priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says to the priest i think I'm a typo.
Grey ||white is not a horse color||
Thank you my friend, everyone always says white
When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” after a swear word... I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...
What's worse than raining cats and dogs ? Hailing Taxis
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar And things got a little tense.
There is no future tense in English. Only past and present. Fun fact. #notfun
Anti-joke Krieg is here.
Is this a blitzkrieg?
@Alpha-57 Only if we're having a bop!
@GentryT Gracias, ahora es verdad
Japan is the least diabetic nation in the world. Why? Because last time they had a fat man 50,000 people died.
why do cows have bells ? ||Because their horns dont work ||
.warn @GentryT English only
Hola frejoles and chimmy changas today is a beautiful day is it not!!!!
The Duke: “BEHOLD, THE NEW EMPEROR OF RUSSIA!” The people: “HUSTSAR!”
Y’know what Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.
2020 was so long. It felt like an entire year passed.
Huh to me it felt like a very long week
🤔
14 days to slow the spread...
Why was Helen Keller’s face burned?
