Message from @SayIDidIt™
Discord ID: 794307054265171968
I went to a zoo and all they had there was this one dog. It was a shih tzu.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bar tender looks at them and says, "What is this, a joke?"
A priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says to the priest i think I'm a typo.
Grey ||white is not a horse color||
Thank you my friend, everyone always says white
When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” after a swear word...
I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...
What's worse than raining cats and dogs ?
Hailing Taxis
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar
And things got a little tense.
There is no future tense in English. Only past and present. Fun fact. #notfun
Anti-joke Krieg is here.
Is this a blitzkrieg?
@Alpha-57 Only if we're having a bop!
@GentryT Gracias, ahora es verdad
Japan is the least diabetic nation in the world. Why? Because last time they had a fat man 50,000 people died.
why do cows have bells ? ||Because their horns dont work ||
Hola frejoles and chimmy changas today is a beautiful day is it not!!!!
The Duke: “BEHOLD, THE NEW EMPEROR OF RUSSIA!”
The people: “HUSTSAR!”
Y’know what Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.
2020 was so long. It felt like an entire year passed.
Huh to me it felt like a very long week
🤔
14 days to slow the spread...
Why was Helen Keller’s face burned?
||She tried to answer the iron||
(Helen Keller is a famous woman who was blind and deaf. She was very smart but also fun to make fun of)
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
||move the furniture around||
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
||Because she’s a woman!!||
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
||You would too if your name was ARRRRDRBAVERDDDOP||
Why were Helen Keller’s hands bloody?
||She tried to read a cheese grater||
I know I’m a horrible person for making fun of blind/deaf Helen Keller but my dad and grandpa told me and it’s funny.
@DarkSkyKEC That'd work on a normal year, but 2020 was more like five years passing...
I don't like light themed memes... I prefer dark humor.
