Message from @DannyNC1
Discord ID: 794579180254789652
Hola frejoles and chimmy changas today is a beautiful day is it not!!!!
The Duke: “BEHOLD, THE NEW EMPEROR OF RUSSIA!”
The people: “HUSTSAR!”
Y’know what Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.
2020 was so long. It felt like an entire year passed.
Huh to me it felt like a very long week
🤔
14 days to slow the spread...
Why was Helen Keller’s face burned?
||She tried to answer the iron||
(Helen Keller is a famous woman who was blind and deaf. She was very smart but also fun to make fun of)
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
||move the furniture around||
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
||Because she’s a woman!!||
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
||You would too if your name was ARRRRDRBAVERDDDOP||
Why were Helen Keller’s hands bloody?
||She tried to read a cheese grater||
I know I’m a horrible person for making fun of blind/deaf Helen Keller but my dad and grandpa told me and it’s funny.
I don't like light themed memes... I prefer dark humor.
Happy new year folks
Late
I thought about going on an all almond diet to start 2021. But now I see that that’s just nuts.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Where does almond milk even come from?
||Do almonds have nipples?||
~~This provides a whole new meaning of nutting~~
Lmfao
Why was Helen Keller’s leg hello?
||Her dog was blind too||
Today was the coldest day of the year.
ok
What do you get when you crossbreed a rhinoceros and an elephant:
Elephino.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
||Screamed her hands off.||
I run a protection service for rodents...I don’t advertise it though, I rely on word of mouse.
Everyone is talking about civil war like it's some terrible thing but I don't understand why. Isn't it good to be civil during a war?
