2020 was so long. It felt like an entire year passed.

Huh to me it felt like a very long week

🤔

14 days to slow the spread...

Why was Helen Keller’s face burned?

||She tried to answer the iron||

(Helen Keller is a famous woman who was blind and deaf. She was very smart but also fun to make fun of)

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
||move the furniture around||

Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

||Because she’s a woman!!||

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

||You would too if your name was ARRRRDRBAVERDDDOP||

Why were Helen Keller’s hands bloody?

||She tried to read a cheese grater||

I know I’m a horrible person for making fun of blind/deaf Helen Keller but my dad and grandpa told me and it’s funny.

@DarkSkyKEC That'd work on a normal year, but 2020 was more like five years passing...

I don't like light themed memes... I prefer dark humor.

Happy new year folks

Late

I thought about going on an all almond diet to start 2021. But now I see that that’s just nuts.

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!

Where does almond milk even come from?

||Do almonds have nipples?||

~~This provides a whole new meaning of nutting~~

Lmfao

Why was Helen Keller’s leg hello?

||Her dog was blind too||

Today was the coldest day of the year.

ok

What do you get when you crossbreed a rhinoceros and an elephant:

Elephino.

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
||Screamed her hands off.||

How dads decorate the bathroom:

I run a protection service for rodents...I don’t advertise it though, I rely on word of mouse.

Everyone is talking about civil war like it's some terrible thing but I don't understand why. Isn't it good to be civil during a war?

If a liberal is choking tell then tell them there's 2 genders. The force at which they'll propell hot air through there throat to yell at you will be more than enough to dislodge any debris

Is there a 7-letter word used to imply uncertainty?

Perhaps...