<:FeelsTriedMan:726878903146250355>

So, that's a neigh?

un-stable?

He’s so stable, He orders a ranch with his chicken nuggets.

```Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.```

My friend said onions is the only food that can make you cry, so i threw a coconut at him.

So a German walks into a Bar

Top tip: Disguise baldness by writing speedo on the side of your head so people just think your wearing a swimming cap

https://tenor.com/view/thats-a-platinum-dad-joke-desus-and-miro-gif-15440741

came for the memes stay for the dad-jokes

I would date the sun if I could but shes too hot.

Did joe biden hide is his basement biden his time?

Theres a plethora of plethora jokes here...

what?

I don't get it

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Me: I can speak French. "Je ne sais pas!"

My friend: Cool! What does that mean?

Me: I don't know...

Yall need to find better jokes. Using the same one over, and over, and over...
Maybe scroll up and see if its been posted a dozen times before? Lmao.

😉

<:Greta:720119386668531763> how dare you torment twix like this!

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I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something

”You have a lot of potential. You should use it” i say to one of my physics students as we stand on top of the empire state building

well, stairs can also bring you down

Well then those stairs are going down so that we can get to the bottom of what they're planning

We'll figure it out 1 step at a time

The guy that invented the throat lozenge had passed away. There wasn't a coughin' at the funeral. 🙂

Nerdforce1 😛 told me this one

The Ear Nose and Throat Doctor, who's pay was now cut to 2/3 of what it was, 4 days earlier: "So Mr. , you don't want any coughing huh? Don't worry, you won't get one..."