Message from @Lich King
Discord ID: 797284021208875008
came for the memes stay for the dad-jokes
I would date the sun if I could but shes too hot.
Did joe biden hide is his basement biden his time?
Theres a plethora of plethora jokes here...
what?
I don't get it
Me: I can speak French. "Je ne sais pas!"
My friend: Cool! What does that mean?
Me: I don't know...
Yall need to find better jokes. Using the same one over, and over, and over...
Maybe scroll up and see if its been posted a dozen times before? Lmao.
š
<:Greta:720119386668531763> how dare you torment twix like this!
<:troll_face:726878856585281557>
I donāt trust stairs. Theyāre always up to something
āYou have a lot of potential. You should use itā i say to one of my physics students as we stand on top of the empire state building
Well then those stairs are going down so that we can get to the bottom of what they're planning
We'll figure it out 1 step at a time
The guy that invented the throat lozenge had passed away. There wasn't a coughin' at the funeral. š
Nerdforce1 š told me this one
The Ear Nose and Throat Doctor, who's pay was now cut to 2/3 of what it was, 4 days earlier: "So Mr. , you don't want any coughing huh? Don't worry, you won't get one..."
Hehe
When you ask a dad if heās alright: āNo, Iām half left.ā
Hahahahaha
but <:5643_pixel_nop:726876980439416884> marks the spot ',:I
<a:anismart:726880931817979934>
I donāt always contradict myself. But when I do, I donāt
Not sure if I stole this here. But Iāll post it anyways
You did. From me.. š