Message from @Mr.Hashi
Discord ID: 797170802360975400
My friend said onions is the only food that can make you cry, so i threw a coconut at him.
So a German walks into a Bar
Top tip: Disguise baldness by writing speedo on the side of your head so people just think your wearing a swimming cap
came for the memes stay for the dad-jokes
I would date the sun if I could but shes too hot.
Did joe biden hide is his basement biden his time?
Theres a plethora of plethora jokes here...
what?
I don't get it
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Me: I can speak French. "Je ne sais pas!"
My friend: Cool! What does that mean?
Me: I don't know...
Yall need to find better jokes. Using the same one over, and over, and over...
Maybe scroll up and see if its been posted a dozen times before? Lmao.
😉
<:Greta:720119386668531763> how dare you torment twix like this!
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I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something
”You have a lot of potential. You should use it” i say to one of my physics students as we stand on top of the empire state building
well, stairs can also bring you down
Well then those stairs are going down so that we can get to the bottom of what they're planning
We'll figure it out 1 step at a time
The guy that invented the throat lozenge had passed away. There wasn't a coughin' at the funeral. 🙂
Nerdforce1 😛 told me this one
The Ear Nose and Throat Doctor, who's pay was now cut to 2/3 of what it was, 4 days earlier: "So Mr. , you don't want any coughing huh? Don't worry, you won't get one..."
Hehe
When you ask a dad if he’s alright: “No, I’m half left.”
Hahahahaha