Message from @Distracted

Discord ID: 520861364567408640


2018-12-08 07:13:07 UTC  

>buying cheap clothes
wew

2018-12-08 07:13:44 UTC  

@ThisIsChris you must moderate with that device from now on, it's been decided

2018-12-08 07:13:46 UTC  

MitHC is comic book tier lame

2018-12-08 07:14:04 UTC  

"We burn the cripples on Tuesday" or whatever, lol

2018-12-08 07:14:06 UTC  

@Deleted User great way to make sure no moderation happens!

2018-12-08 07:14:34 UTC  

that hard?

2018-12-08 07:15:05 UTC  

They're hard to find actually, they don't make them anymore. I've wanted one for a long time though, I might futz around with it on a plane ride since trying to type on a plane ride is pretty bad

2018-12-08 07:15:13 UTC  

Oy bruvs yo ever see the handmaids tail, actually funny as hell

2018-12-08 07:15:19 UTC  

@Deleted User not sure, I might be able to get used to it

2018-12-08 07:15:28 UTC  

What are they for?

2018-12-08 07:15:50 UTC  

Words per second?!

2018-12-08 07:15:57 UTC  

MITHC is essentially the prequel to The Handmaid's Tale tbh

2018-12-08 07:16:19 UTC  

@Wood-Ape - OK/MN you're right, I mean words per minute

2018-12-08 07:16:26 UTC  

lel

2018-12-08 07:16:31 UTC  

fascinating

2018-12-08 07:16:31 UTC  

I always love trolling people that comment on the handmaidd tale saying its just nicer sharia

2018-12-08 07:16:33 UTC  

I was like damn son, hackerman

2018-12-08 07:16:48 UTC  

right now I can probably punch out 60-80. I'm not actually positive though I should do a test

2018-12-08 07:16:50 UTC  

@metasophocles No lie detected

2018-12-08 07:17:04 UTC  

In handmaid's tale you can still see their ugly faces

2018-12-08 07:17:06 UTC  

The Handmaid's Tale is a guidebook not a warning

2018-12-08 07:17:44 UTC  

@metasophocles that's a great troll

2018-12-08 07:17:51 UTC  

I discount the women that cry about Handmaid's Tale while inviting Muslim refugees in--just too dumb to consider that a real opinion

2018-12-08 07:17:59 UTC  

"Omg handmaids tale patriarchy" "yeah mass islamization will be a waking nightmare for wamen"

2018-12-08 07:18:32 UTC  

Heres a great story lads

2018-12-08 07:18:41 UTC  

*be at book store

2018-12-08 07:18:51 UTC  

*shopping for scifi as one does

2018-12-08 07:18:59 UTC  

More like, "Nah, you're just pissed White guys are in charge"

2018-12-08 07:19:10 UTC  

*cropped hair "lady" in my path

2018-12-08 07:19:20 UTC  

"Excuse me maam"

2018-12-08 07:19:43 UTC  

"Umm my pronouns are.."

2018-12-08 07:19:57 UTC  

"This is why I converted to Islam"

2018-12-08 07:20:05 UTC  

*Ohhh shit*

2018-12-08 07:20:24 UTC  

*remembers for later*

2018-12-08 07:20:33 UTC  

Works best during beard season

2018-12-08 07:21:10 UTC  

Get out of cultural Marxism free card

2018-12-08 07:21:15 UTC  

Just don't do it around real Muslims

2018-12-08 07:21:26 UTC  

No, do do it around real Muslims

2018-12-08 07:21:32 UTC  

Do do

2018-12-08 07:21:50 UTC  

😐

2018-12-08 07:21:52 UTC  

Then just keep repeating "*You ain't a real Muslim, bruv*"