as if LA wasnt insane enough

everyday on the way home from work there is a guy standing on the side of the street, in full clown makeup and outfit

waving at cars as they go by

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1179761005645176837

<:handlet:589221995686920208> tried using a firehose

Gf just posted our official baby announcement, she drew this herself

april fools baby

those ducks are lacking a bit of fat

also ducks tend to have more than one duckling

also it looks like the two ducks were trying to drown the duckling and it is now running for its life

lol

true

>Yfw matts kid is born 4/20

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hitler 2.0

or not

Lmao

depends on the day he's born on

It's expected on the 7th of April

so 7/4/20

God your wife is weird

closest you can get to 6.9/4/20

>not enjoying telling people about the baby

you disgust me john

Who hand draws a baby notification? A message stating gender, expected delivery and a link to a PayPal or Amazon wish list is all that's needed.

just had a thought

now I have a fitbit I can see how much wanking off increases my heartbeat

how can you be so wrong

Check it out guys

John doesn't like something

what's new?

he ***what***?!

not on that hes saying "I dont like it and how dare she not also ask for money"

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Poor John, so pragmatic.

!answer pragmatism

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Yeah I think that works

Speaking of kids my nephew was over last night, hes great