Message from @Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two

Discord ID: 629441083880898563


2019-10-03 22:02:20 UTC  

there was a scooter that was litearlly free in my area

2019-10-03 22:02:44 UTC  

I agree tho

2019-10-03 22:03:01 UTC  

Scooters are slower motorcycles

2019-10-03 22:03:17 UTC  

the roads are so shit here in LA that the people riding scooters constantly look like they are about to fly off, since they only know how to go maximum speed

2019-10-03 22:03:19 UTC  

with the asshole additude of bycyclists

2019-10-03 22:03:30 UTC  

>>>>>>>>>>>>>LA

2019-10-03 22:03:33 UTC  

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2019-10-03 22:03:38 UTC  

its pretty nerve wracking sicne they are only a foot or two from your car

2019-10-03 22:04:22 UTC  

So yes, Tribit

2019-10-03 22:04:26 UTC  

Death by stoning

2019-10-03 22:05:03 UTC  

if they were to eat shit you would 100% splatter their brains with your car and you would be unable to avoid it

2019-10-03 22:06:21 UTC  

needless to say, im not really a fan of the scoots

2019-10-03 22:06:59 UTC  

I don't really like the scots either

2019-10-03 22:07:09 UTC  

rebellious cunts

2019-10-03 22:07:25 UTC  

theyre even worse when riding scooters

2019-10-03 22:08:52 UTC  

Fucking scooterscots

2019-10-03 22:11:58 UTC  

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two and when you obliterated their heads with your tire, you know damn well who's side the court will take

2019-10-03 22:12:08 UTC  

exactly

2019-10-03 22:12:53 UTC  

as if LA wasnt insane enough

2019-10-03 22:13:59 UTC  

everyday on the way home from work there is a guy standing on the side of the street, in full clown makeup and outfit

2019-10-03 22:14:08 UTC  

waving at cars as they go by

2019-10-03 22:19:38 UTC  

<:handlet:589221995686920208> tried using a firehose

2019-10-03 22:20:50 UTC  

Gf just posted our official baby announcement, she drew this herself

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/629442769860952075/FB_IMG_1570141178383.jpg

2019-10-03 22:22:44 UTC  

april fools baby

2019-10-03 22:23:11 UTC  

those ducks are lacking a bit of fat

2019-10-03 22:23:23 UTC  

also ducks tend to have more than one duckling

2019-10-03 22:23:41 UTC  

also it looks like the two ducks were trying to drown the duckling and it is now running for its life

2019-10-03 22:24:06 UTC  

lol

2019-10-03 22:24:17 UTC  

true

2019-10-03 22:24:21 UTC  

>Yfw matts kid is born 4/20

2019-10-03 22:24:25 UTC  

<a:MONKERSHAKE:466689565868949524>

2019-10-03 22:24:35 UTC  

hitler 2.0

2019-10-03 22:24:43 UTC  

or not

2019-10-03 22:24:50 UTC  

Lmao

2019-10-03 22:24:52 UTC  

depends on the day he's born on

2019-10-03 22:25:07 UTC  

It's expected on the 7th of April

2019-10-03 22:25:15 UTC  

so 7/4/20

2019-10-03 22:25:30 UTC  

God your wife is weird

2019-10-03 22:25:35 UTC  

closest you can get to 6.9/4/20

2019-10-03 22:25:43 UTC  

>not enjoying telling people about the baby