Message from @Pawp
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<:handlet:589221995686920208> tried using a firehose
Gf just posted our official baby announcement, she drew this herself
april fools baby
those ducks are lacking a bit of fat
also ducks tend to have more than one duckling
also it looks like the two ducks were trying to drown the duckling and it is now running for its life
lol
true
>Yfw matts kid is born 4/20
<a:MONKERSHAKE:466689565868949524>
hitler 2.0
or not
Lmao
depends on the day he's born on
It's expected on the 7th of April
so 7/4/20
God your wife is weird
closest you can get to 6.9/4/20
>not enjoying telling people about the baby
Who hand draws a baby notification? A message stating gender, expected delivery and a link to a PayPal or Amazon wish list is all that's needed.
just had a thought
now I have a fitbit I can see how much wanking off increases my heartbeat
how can you be so wrong
Check it out guys
John doesn't like something
what's new?
he ***what***?!
not on that hes saying "I dont like it and how dare she not also ask for money"
<:Thonking:408955560768307210>
Poor John, so pragmatic.
!answer pragmatism
<:BlobDumb:605016158730453003>
Yeah I think that works
Speaking of kids my nephew was over last night, hes great
<:monkaS:623660339032227870>
Great at what
At killing chickens.