Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 629445712513466369
so 7/4/20
God your wife is weird
closest you can get to 6.9/4/20
>not enjoying telling people about the baby
you disgust me john
Who hand draws a baby notification? A message stating gender, expected delivery and a link to a PayPal or Amazon wish list is all that's needed.
just had a thought
now I have a fitbit I can see how much wanking off increases my heartbeat
how can you be so wrong
Check it out guys
John doesn't like something
what's new?
he ***what***?!
not on that hes saying "I dont like it and how dare she not also ask for money"
<:Thonking:408955560768307210>
Poor John, so pragmatic.
!answer pragmatism
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Speaking of kids my nephew was over last night, hes great
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Great at what
At killing chickens.
at giving high fives currently matt
and repeating the animal sounds i tell him
he points out hsi elephant block and goes "elephant, toot toot"
and he goes roar roar when he points out the lion
Does he know what the fox says
elephant, brap brap
he doenst have any fox toys
<a:elefan:585255966182735872>
Spbloot
Prooooot~
<:monke:625828997334302740>
I don't believe you
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<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>
I should take a day trip to philly