needless to say, im not really a fan of the scoots

I don't really like the scots either

rebellious cunts

theyre even worse when riding scooters

Fucking scooterscots

@Billy Yum Yum Two-By-Two and when you obliterated their heads with your tire, you know damn well who's side the court will take

exactly

as if LA wasnt insane enough

everyday on the way home from work there is a guy standing on the side of the street, in full clown makeup and outfit

waving at cars as they go by

https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1179761005645176837

<:handlet:589221995686920208> tried using a firehose

Gf just posted our official baby announcement, she drew this herself

april fools baby

those ducks are lacking a bit of fat

also ducks tend to have more than one duckling

also it looks like the two ducks were trying to drown the duckling and it is now running for its life

lol

true

>Yfw matts kid is born 4/20

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hitler 2.0

or not

Lmao

depends on the day he's born on

It's expected on the 7th of April

so 7/4/20

God your wife is weird

closest you can get to 6.9/4/20

>not enjoying telling people about the baby

you disgust me john

Who hand draws a baby notification? A message stating gender, expected delivery and a link to a PayPal or Amazon wish list is all that's needed.

just had a thought

now I have a fitbit I can see how much wanking off increases my heartbeat

how can you be so wrong

Check it out guys

John doesn't like something

what's new?

he ***what***?!

not on that hes saying "I dont like it and how dare she not also ask for money"

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