Message from @Jacob

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2018-12-11 03:57:35 UTC  

i cri

2018-12-11 03:57:44 UTC  

Who do most people learn football from?

2018-12-11 03:57:49 UTC  

Dads

2018-12-11 03:57:50 UTC  

my dad

2018-12-11 03:57:55 UTC  

I watch with my Dad

2018-12-11 03:57:56 UTC  

its a father son bonding thing

2018-12-11 03:57:58 UTC  

@Jacob one team kicks the ball and the other team has to get it but if they get it in the end goal then they can down it and get a free twenty yards unless they leave the endzone then they have to run because if they're pushed back into the endzone then it's a 2 point conversion for the other team.

Just remember that part so you understand how the game starts

2018-12-11 03:57:59 UTC  

oh that explains it

2018-12-11 03:58:13 UTC  

i bonded with ur dad

2018-12-11 03:58:23 UTC  

hunting should be father/son bonding

2018-12-11 03:58:29 UTC  

and learning survival skills

2018-12-11 03:58:32 UTC  

why not both

2018-12-11 03:58:36 UTC  

and laughing at Tom Brady

2018-12-11 03:58:40 UTC  

shut up

2018-12-11 03:58:44 UTC  

I mean, football and basketball together are probably responsible for a third-to-half of the interracial relations that occur under age 25. It's part of the replacement religion served to and eagerly eaten by the Boomer.

2018-12-11 03:58:52 UTC  

fagedelphia

2018-12-11 03:59:15 UTC  

in middle school someone called me "not American" because my dad didn't teach me how to throw a baseball

2018-12-11 03:59:21 UTC  

he was right

2018-12-11 03:59:26 UTC  

LoL sportscucks can't refute my points

2018-12-11 03:59:33 UTC  

if you dont know how to throw a *baseball* thats a problem

2018-12-11 03:59:46 UTC  

I mean he wasn't entirely wrong

2018-12-11 04:00:05 UTC  

@Jacob yeah you should learn how to throw a baseball, it's America's favorite past time

2018-12-11 04:00:12 UTC  

thats basic

2018-12-11 04:00:13 UTC  

It's as American as apple pie

2018-12-11 04:00:30 UTC  

@Jacob I'll teach you kiddo

2018-12-11 04:00:38 UTC  

@Jacob I'll be your new dad

2018-12-11 04:00:47 UTC  

lets go mow the lawn son

2018-12-11 04:00:53 UTC  

maybe toss the ball around

2018-12-11 04:00:59 UTC  

the ole pigskin

2018-12-11 04:01:03 UTC  

the ole leather

2018-12-11 04:01:10 UTC  

Afterwards we'll teach you how to shave bucko

2018-12-11 04:01:13 UTC  

the ole ball Brady can't hold onto

2018-12-11 04:01:26 UTC  

you bastard

2018-12-11 04:02:01 UTC  

Most of it is just because my dad grew up in an area without football or baseball

2018-12-11 04:02:12 UTC  

w h a t

2018-12-11 04:02:21 UTC  

literally all of america has one if not both

2018-12-11 04:02:37 UTC  

> of America

2018-12-11 04:02:44 UTC  

well there's the problem

2018-12-11 04:03:25 UTC  

but I mean I'm also not really close with my parents so there's that too

2018-12-11 04:03:52 UTC  

got em

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/521899898115981312/000-you-almost-had-it-nfl-memes-gotta-be-quicker-30730640.png

2018-12-11 04:05:53 UTC  

nice crop retard