clausewitz would watch football rt

he was a skinny scarecrow but he's been drinking so he put on some weight

its actually how I picked it up tbh

beer belly

chris stahp pls

hab mercy

OOPS

i cri

Who do most people learn football from?

Dads

my dad

I watch with my Dad

its a father son bonding thing

@Jacob one team kicks the ball and the other team has to get it but if they get it in the end goal then they can down it and get a free twenty yards unless they leave the endzone then they have to run because if they're pushed back into the endzone then it's a 2 point conversion for the other team.

Just remember that part so you understand how the game starts

oh that explains it

i bonded with ur dad

hunting should be father/son bonding

and learning survival skills

why not both

and laughing at Tom Brady

shut up

I mean, football and basketball together are probably responsible for a third-to-half of the interracial relations that occur under age 25. It's part of the replacement religion served to and eagerly eaten by the Boomer.

fagedelphia

in middle school someone called me "not American" because my dad didn't teach me how to throw a baseball

he was right

LoL sportscucks can't refute my points

if you dont know how to throw a *baseball* thats a problem

I mean he wasn't entirely wrong

@Jacob yeah you should learn how to throw a baseball, it's America's favorite past time

thats basic

It's as American as apple pie

@Jacob I'll teach you kiddo

@Jacob I'll be your new dad

lets go mow the lawn son

maybe toss the ball around

the ole pigskin

the ole leather

Afterwards we'll teach you how to shave bucko

the ole ball Brady can't hold onto

you bastard

Most of it is just because my dad grew up in an area without football or baseball