Message from @Jacob

Discord ID: 526232516516904961


2018-12-23 02:18:45 UTC  

>A trial run
lol

2018-12-23 02:19:01 UTC  

"Let's uh, see how this goes. It makes sense on paper.."

2018-12-23 02:19:08 UTC  

It sounds pretty cool, but honestly they should just make guns legal.

2018-12-23 02:19:30 UTC  

Not that I'm against it, but aren't a lot of cops in Brazil corrupt?

2018-12-23 02:19:47 UTC  

You don't want gangs to be settling scores via the police

2018-12-23 02:23:13 UTC  

@Flint I think you're right about the corrupt cops thing.

2018-12-23 02:23:24 UTC  

In Brazil

2018-12-23 02:33:48 UTC  

I know that I would very much dislike it if we had tons of corrupt cops who had license to kill here

2018-12-23 02:34:57 UTC  

>You were speeding
>No sir, I was going under the limit
>No, you were speeding and you can pay me the fine right now...

2018-12-23 02:35:08 UTC  

>o-okay

2018-12-23 02:47:48 UTC  

Merry early Christmas my dudes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/481597551272001546/526229410517614593/billionaires-comic-1.png

2018-12-23 02:54:20 UTC  

it's not even Christmas Eve yet ya schmuck

2018-12-23 02:55:09 UTC  

see, this is the evening we'd all normally be spending on finding a date for a Christmas party

2018-12-23 02:58:54 UTC  

wait that's a thing?

2018-12-23 02:59:20 UTC  

Christmas parties?

2018-12-23 02:59:28 UTC  

Or talking to girls?

2018-12-23 02:59:34 UTC  

no bringing dates to them that you just met

2018-12-23 02:59:36 UTC  

I can assure you _both_ are things people do

2018-12-23 02:59:57 UTC  

well I'd call it the gift of presenting a fine woman to the rest of the family

2018-12-23 03:00:02 UTC  

but the woman might disagree

2018-12-23 03:00:08 UTC  

I thought Christmas is a family thing unless you have a long term relationship

2018-12-23 03:00:21 UTC  

my family clearly does Christmas differently

2018-12-23 03:02:03 UTC  

I mean I've done Christmas with my friend's family but that's only because they're really close friends

2018-12-23 03:02:37 UTC  

I can honestly say _I_ haven't done it

2018-12-23 03:02:57 UTC  

but that'd also require me to bring a woman, and I wouldn't do that because I know my family would drive her nuts with questions

2018-12-23 03:03:30 UTC  

lol ya I can imagine the same happening

2018-12-23 03:03:53 UTC  

but if your trying to get married some day you're gonna have to do it eventually

2018-12-23 03:04:16 UTC  

I actually just found out yet another guy I went to high school with is getting married

2018-12-23 03:04:57 UTC  

I can only remember seeing one or two people I went to HS with getting married

2018-12-23 03:05:03 UTC  

but since I don't speak to any of them... I don't care

2018-12-23 03:07:03 UTC  

oh I only speak to one guy from high school but I always end up hearing about it or seeing on social media

2018-12-23 03:07:13 UTC  

also I only spent two years in high school

2018-12-23 03:07:45 UTC  

I spent seven years dealing with these people
and truthfully I'd be nervous about being at a party with them

2018-12-23 03:08:10 UTC  

I can't imagine my showing up and telling all of them, "my god you people haven't changed a bit" would go over well

2018-12-23 03:08:46 UTC  

What is South Dakota like?

2018-12-23 03:09:51 UTC  

windy. cold. and for most of the state: flat

2018-12-23 03:10:12 UTC  

What is North Dakota like?

2018-12-23 03:10:21 UTC  

the exact same

2018-12-23 03:10:22 UTC  

but colder

2018-12-23 03:10:23 UTC  

White

2018-12-23 03:10:46 UTC  

W. a few Amerindians.