Message from @porco

Discord ID: 409750248181989386


2018-02-04 16:26:59 UTC  

It cant

2018-02-04 16:27:03 UTC  

t's the phallic symbol ffs

2018-02-04 16:27:14 UTC  

Real flexible hours

2018-02-04 16:27:14 UTC  
2018-02-04 16:31:20 UTC  

fucking kek

2018-02-04 16:36:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/409748958416601089/gecw7w2aa6e01.png

2018-02-04 16:36:06 UTC  

haha depression

2018-02-04 16:36:07 UTC  

>crahed into a car at the end
gg

2018-02-04 16:36:25 UTC  

@porco did they not sound like a trap?

2018-02-04 16:36:28 UTC  

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2018-02-04 16:36:58 UTC  

usually, the voice gives it away if their physical features don't make it obvious

2018-02-04 16:38:01 UTC  

Honestly we were met at 9 in the morning spent the whole day on gamescom, went to eat dinner, stayed outside until 22-23 and talked all day, arrived at its hotel room, started making out, I pulled down its pants and bam

2018-02-04 16:38:03 UTC  

benis

2018-02-04 16:38:27 UTC  

that was the biggest shock of my life

2018-02-04 16:38:38 UTC  

it's much worse than when it happens in the movies

2018-02-04 16:38:46 UTC  

what country was this?

2018-02-04 16:38:51 UTC  

Germany

2018-02-04 16:38:57 UTC  

very interesting <:alithink:327930371796893698>

2018-02-04 16:39:20 UTC  

time to make a daytrip to germany

2018-02-04 16:41:11 UTC  

it was gamescom and ze was cosplaying a wow paladin

2018-02-04 16:41:36 UTC  

probably never going to experience anything that good in my entire life

2018-02-04 16:41:46 UTC  

Did you say

2018-02-04 16:41:57 UTC  

"B-by the light!" when you saw the benis

2018-02-04 16:42:35 UTC  

No, but I was cosplaying a warrior and asked if I may "lay on hands" http://www.wowhead.com/spell=633/lay-on-hands

2018-02-04 16:42:58 UTC  

which is much funnier in German

2018-02-04 16:43:01 UTC  

"Handauflegen"

2018-02-04 16:43:14 UTC  

"Laying hand [on something]"

2018-02-04 16:43:27 UTC  

I pointed at her/his tits and asked "may I lay on hand?"

2018-02-04 16:43:40 UTC  

I should have been suspicious when it started laughing at the bad joke

2018-02-04 16:43:44 UTC  

no legit girl ever would

2018-02-04 16:43:45 UTC  

how do i find monogamous trap bf

2018-02-04 16:44:11 UTC  

Just be gay, because being a trap goes hand in hand with a shitton of social and mental disorders

2018-02-04 16:44:24 UTC  

i already am gay

2018-02-04 16:44:29 UTC  

where do i find the trap bf

2018-02-04 16:44:49 UTC  

the cosplay scene, apparently

2018-02-04 16:45:05 UTC  

i said monogamous bb

2018-02-04 16:45:13 UTC  

you don't want traps

2018-02-04 16:45:17 UTC  

they're gonna off themselves by 30

2018-02-04 16:45:22 UTC  

hobble the trap so it can't leave the house

2018-02-04 16:45:30 UTC  

good idea