This place looks nice

Implying I can afford one

I have 1.72 left

Whats the most luxurious soap holder I can buy around here

I bought a cheap watch for £2

And then had a shower not realising it wasn't water proof

@Matthew I have nothing to place my soap on

But thats the least of my worries friend

Well that is truly luxurious

You have succeeded

I'm proud of you

Just get it shipped

Ez

Yum

Question,

Is it viable to buy food online

Cost effectively

Been living off oat shakes for months

I need something more

Nice

@Matthew already applied for jobbo

Snickers won't do me much good

Shh

Bought this recently

4kg for £30

Yes

Delicious dust

Microwave them and make snicker shakes with nutty munchies at the bottom

Desu

Good thinking

How do you cook your mice?

@Cole so are the 5 inch parasites

Nice

@Cole I want them dead in my intestines, not stealing my food gainz

Perpetually shitting out and swallowing a 2 meter long tape worm?

@Matthew maybe

Me in the closed locker

Thats a lot of drink

Good shark

Could I buy dried bulk vegetables?

Would I still get the nutrition

Nice jacket

He looks I n v I n c I b l e

Oh the joy the posty man brings

@Matthew ask for a real posty

Why buy autism entertainment devices when you can browse /g/ and programme in c

Why do people buy flashlights for fun?

What diverse features could different models have?

Oh lord

Yes

Hm

Thats a lot of light

What a strange world

Did someone say Twink?

@Matthew post Twink bod

Post anyways

I only have an edgey bicep pic with hands in it

Well hand

Bicep for scale?

I can't afford soda

@transience Twinky chink

That forearm vein 😩

Protein for scale

And a manlet

@Obolon Prime hey, dont talk shit about my meal for the last year

@Matthew owo

Why do people buy the xiamoi mi band or whatever its called

@Lj4IW9hY3JmTwb you can buy a dragon dildo for 50$?

Hi

@Cole I mean what is it

@Windatica why would you wana cut bottles

I have alot of limbs but I haven't decided to cut them yet

For what purpose?

Why not just sand the bottles even with a dremel?

@Windatica if only it was easy to get a sheet of sandpaper and put the glass on the sheet and rub back and forth til reasonably smooth and even?

No

Stop fucking up so much then

Best solution really

Chink cups

How do I live off chink food orders?

Please teach me

Trying to get job

@Matthew can I live with you?

Yes

;)

@Matthew not big

About 5 bigs

In time

My ass fat will last me atleast a month

Deal

Do chinks sell cheap weights?

any good chink shit for working out?

mi band ?

what does it do?

anything else?

do you know how long a charge lasts?