Message from @porco
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@Deleted User I told you Im bi right?
nope
We only kissed tho
ohhh well
Sad!
@porco i bet she didnt have femine penis <:apustaja:394289118563270669>
Trap dont look so bad
how can a penis be feminine?
It cant
t's the phallic symbol ffs
Real flexible hours
fucking kek
haha depression
>crahed into a car at the end
gg
@porco did they not sound like a trap?
<:alithink:327930371796893698>
usually, the voice gives it away if their physical features don't make it obvious
Honestly we were met at 9 in the morning spent the whole day on gamescom, went to eat dinner, stayed outside until 22-23 and talked all day, arrived at its hotel room, started making out, I pulled down its pants and bam
benis
that was the biggest shock of my life
it's much worse than when it happens in the movies
what country was this?
Germany
very interesting <:alithink:327930371796893698>
time to make a daytrip to germany
it was gamescom and ze was cosplaying a wow paladin
probably never going to experience anything that good in my entire life
Did you say
"B-by the light!" when you saw the benis
No, but I was cosplaying a warrior and asked if I may "lay on hands" http://www.wowhead.com/spell=633/lay-on-hands
which is much funnier in German
"Handauflegen"
"Laying hand [on something]"
I pointed at her/his tits and asked "may I lay on hand?"
I should have been suspicious when it started laughing at the bad joke
no legit girl ever would
how do i find monogamous trap bf
Just be gay, because being a trap goes hand in hand with a shitton of social and mental disorders