Message from @porco

Discord ID: 409746690258763777


2018-02-04 16:20:37 UTC  

i had a bf once

2018-02-04 16:20:49 UTC  

So it doesnt mean much to me

2018-02-04 16:22:21 UTC  

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2018-02-04 16:22:32 UTC  

A little too honest for a sunday morning, don't you think

2018-02-04 16:23:59 UTC  
2018-02-04 16:24:17 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/409745993760899083/asdf.JPG

2018-02-04 16:24:24 UTC  

only photo that I found of the trap

2018-02-04 16:24:28 UTC  

I should have more somewhere

2018-02-04 16:24:31 UTC  

>that jaw

2018-02-04 16:24:32 UTC  

but I can't find it

2018-02-04 16:24:40 UTC  

Yeah m8 I'm sure the dick was a big surprise

2018-02-04 16:24:45 UTC  

@Deleted User I told you Im bi right?

2018-02-04 16:24:56 UTC  

nope

2018-02-04 16:24:59 UTC  

We only kissed tho

2018-02-04 16:24:59 UTC  

ohhh well

2018-02-04 16:25:01 UTC  

Sad!

2018-02-04 16:26:13 UTC  

@porco i bet she didnt have femine penis <:apustaja:394289118563270669>

2018-02-04 16:26:23 UTC  

Trap dont look so bad

2018-02-04 16:26:49 UTC  

how can a penis be feminine?

2018-02-04 16:26:59 UTC  

It cant

2018-02-04 16:27:03 UTC  

t's the phallic symbol ffs

2018-02-04 16:27:14 UTC  

Real flexible hours

2018-02-04 16:27:14 UTC  
2018-02-04 16:31:20 UTC  

fucking kek

2018-02-04 16:36:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/409748958416601089/gecw7w2aa6e01.png

2018-02-04 16:36:06 UTC  

haha depression

2018-02-04 16:36:07 UTC  

>crahed into a car at the end
gg

2018-02-04 16:36:25 UTC  

@porco did they not sound like a trap?

2018-02-04 16:36:28 UTC  

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2018-02-04 16:36:58 UTC  

usually, the voice gives it away if their physical features don't make it obvious

2018-02-04 16:38:01 UTC  

Honestly we were met at 9 in the morning spent the whole day on gamescom, went to eat dinner, stayed outside until 22-23 and talked all day, arrived at its hotel room, started making out, I pulled down its pants and bam

2018-02-04 16:38:03 UTC  

benis

2018-02-04 16:38:27 UTC  

that was the biggest shock of my life

2018-02-04 16:38:38 UTC  

it's much worse than when it happens in the movies

2018-02-04 16:38:46 UTC  

what country was this?

2018-02-04 16:38:51 UTC  

Germany

2018-02-04 16:38:57 UTC  

very interesting <:alithink:327930371796893698>

2018-02-04 16:39:20 UTC  

time to make a daytrip to germany

2018-02-04 16:41:11 UTC  

it was gamescom and ze was cosplaying a wow paladin

2018-02-04 16:41:36 UTC  

probably never going to experience anything that good in my entire life