Message from @Matthew
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time to make a daytrip to germany
it was gamescom and ze was cosplaying a wow paladin
probably never going to experience anything that good in my entire life
Did you say
"B-by the light!" when you saw the benis
No, but I was cosplaying a warrior and asked if I may "lay on hands" http://www.wowhead.com/spell=633/lay-on-hands
which is much funnier in German
"Handauflegen"
"Laying hand [on something]"
I pointed at her/his tits and asked "may I lay on hand?"
I should have been suspicious when it started laughing at the bad joke
no legit girl ever would
how do i find monogamous trap bf
Just be gay, because being a trap goes hand in hand with a shitton of social and mental disorders
i already am gay
where do i find the trap bf
the cosplay scene, apparently
i said monogamous bb
you don't want traps
they're gonna off themselves by 30
good idea
ill take an emo twink instead
>emo
enjoy your sui by 15
sui?
the trap that I fucked & fucked me was emo, too
suicide
YESSSSSS
fockin porco chad reeee
stealing not only women but also men
how attractive is porco
i must know if i am worthy for big cockie emo trap
probably a 11
shit
im like a 6-7
got a partner ever
nah
went on a date once
they didnt text back
stopped trying since then