get killed by various animals

>visit aussieland as an american

>still not as bad as chink tourist

Meh, all look like the same cunts and drink the same piss

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i should visit britania tho if there economy crashes

i have a friend there who i can spend a week with rent free

Are you a professional mooch or what?

Nah I just have a network of friends internationally who I can mooch off if i visit the country they reside in as to lighten the financial burden of exploring the world

So...yes. You're a mooch.

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Im sure hed let anyone stay with him

but then they'd have to be in jersey so not really.

Yeah i own a tent for people I dont trust so i dont get serial killed in my sleep and anyone i do know has a guest bed always open <:rooShrug:399827520226328576>

ill make a steak dinner

steak and potatos

@Matthew Thats some dog rapist shit

i should visit texas

i have a plan to visit texas for the next solar eclipse

Solar ecplises seem overrated, go out into the desert and see the stars

thats the backup plan

i have a frind in vegas, fly to vegas, drive for a few hours to camp

sleep under the ultra comfy starlight

https://i.imgur.com/IphDzlI.gifv

man, Vegas is always cheap as shit to fly to

almost like they want people to go there

John can I sleep on your barn if I visit Texas

but you will rape his horse matt.

I don't live in fucking texas but if I did you would be welcome to sleep in the house. With me holding a shotgun all night

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It'll only be rape the first time I fucked his horse

The second time would be by request

sometimes i wondr about you m8

I wonder about all of you

mainly what you smell like

i usually smell like vanilla

cuz i use vanilla shampoo and conditioner

Gross

yeah

i need to get apple