Im sure hed let anyone stay with him

but then they'd have to be in jersey so not really.

Yeah i own a tent for people I dont trust so i dont get serial killed in my sleep and anyone i do know has a guest bed always open <:rooShrug:399827520226328576>

ill make a steak dinner

steak and potatos

@Matthew Thats some dog rapist shit

i should visit texas

i have a plan to visit texas for the next solar eclipse

Solar ecplises seem overrated, go out into the desert and see the stars

thats the backup plan

i have a frind in vegas, fly to vegas, drive for a few hours to camp

sleep under the ultra comfy starlight

https://i.imgur.com/IphDzlI.gifv

man, Vegas is always cheap as shit to fly to

almost like they want people to go there

John can I sleep on your barn if I visit Texas

but you will rape his horse matt.

I don't live in fucking texas but if I did you would be welcome to sleep in the house. With me holding a shotgun all night

either he rapes johns horse, rapes john, or gets shot <:rooThink:399827523581771796>

It'll only be rape the first time I fucked his horse

The second time would be by request

sometimes i wondr about you m8

I wonder about all of you

mainly what you smell like

i usually smell like vanilla

cuz i use vanilla shampoo and conditioner

Gross

yeah

i need to get apple

or strawberry

Lavender <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

>yfw no good grape shampoo

<:rooBaka:399827501347504128>

Grape isnt one of those things that translates well into an artifical smell

^^^

yeah i know

Fucking Science

I use offbrand head and shoulders that smells like green apple

Then Aqua Reef Old Spice

Irish spring soap

There you have it