Yeah i own a tent for people I dont trust so i dont get serial killed in my sleep and anyone i do know has a guest bed always open <:rooShrug:399827520226328576>

ill make a steak dinner

steak and potatos

@Matthew Thats some dog rapist shit

i should visit texas

i have a plan to visit texas for the next solar eclipse

Solar ecplises seem overrated, go out into the desert and see the stars

thats the backup plan

i have a frind in vegas, fly to vegas, drive for a few hours to camp

sleep under the ultra comfy starlight

https://i.imgur.com/IphDzlI.gifv

man, Vegas is always cheap as shit to fly to

almost like they want people to go there

John can I sleep on your barn if I visit Texas

but you will rape his horse matt.

I don't live in fucking texas but if I did you would be welcome to sleep in the house. With me holding a shotgun all night

either he rapes johns horse, rapes john, or gets shot <:rooThink:399827523581771796>

It'll only be rape the first time I fucked his horse

The second time would be by request

sometimes i wondr about you m8

I wonder about all of you

mainly what you smell like

i usually smell like vanilla

cuz i use vanilla shampoo and conditioner

Gross

yeah

i need to get apple

or strawberry

Lavender <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

>yfw no good grape shampoo

<:rooBaka:399827501347504128>

Grape isnt one of those things that translates well into an artifical smell

^^^

yeah i know

Fucking Science

I use offbrand head and shoulders that smells like green apple

Then Aqua Reef Old Spice

Irish spring soap

There you have it

Eua de Matthew

What detergent and dryer sheets do you use?