cuz ill get to eat her food and stay at her house for free in exchange for sex

Lol literally a slave

worth it to save money on a trip to aussie land.

Why would you want to go to Australia

What is there to do in ausland

Visit some of my neato pirate friends.

enjoy the sun and calling people cunts in public

> he's one of THOSE tourists

get killed by various animals

>visit aussieland as an american

>still not as bad as chink tourist

Meh, all look like the same cunts and drink the same piss

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i should visit britania tho if there economy crashes

i have a friend there who i can spend a week with rent free

Are you a professional mooch or what?

Nah I just have a network of friends internationally who I can mooch off if i visit the country they reside in as to lighten the financial burden of exploring the world

So...yes. You're a mooch.

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Im sure hed let anyone stay with him

but then they'd have to be in jersey so not really.

Yeah i own a tent for people I dont trust so i dont get serial killed in my sleep and anyone i do know has a guest bed always open <:rooShrug:399827520226328576>

ill make a steak dinner

steak and potatos

@Matthew Thats some dog rapist shit

i should visit texas

i have a plan to visit texas for the next solar eclipse

Solar ecplises seem overrated, go out into the desert and see the stars

thats the backup plan

i have a frind in vegas, fly to vegas, drive for a few hours to camp

sleep under the ultra comfy starlight

https://i.imgur.com/IphDzlI.gifv

man, Vegas is always cheap as shit to fly to

almost like they want people to go there

John can I sleep on your barn if I visit Texas

but you will rape his horse matt.

I don't live in fucking texas but if I did you would be welcome to sleep in the house. With me holding a shotgun all night

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It'll only be rape the first time I fucked his horse

The second time would be by request