Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 412842940424126466
Pathetic
Damn it I want to go to the corner store and pick up some nicotine gum and disgusting gas station cigars
I don't know which one of you I should be more disappointed in
the only person i plan on sticking my dong in right now is my aussie milf friend
cuz ill get to eat her food and stay at her house for free in exchange for sex
Lol literally a slave
worth it to save money on a trip to aussie land.
Why would you want to go to Australia
What is there to do in ausland
Visit some of my neato pirate friends.
enjoy the sun and calling people cunts in public
> he's one of THOSE tourists
get killed by various animals
>visit aussieland as an american
>still not as bad as chink tourist
Meh, all look like the same cunts and drink the same piss
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i should visit britania tho if there economy crashes
i have a friend there who i can spend a week with rent free
Nah I just have a network of friends internationally who I can mooch off if i visit the country they reside in as to lighten the financial burden of exploring the world
So...yes. You're a mooch.
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Im sure hed let anyone stay with him
but then they'd have to be in jersey so not really.
Yeah i own a tent for people I dont trust so i dont get serial killed in my sleep and anyone i do know has a guest bed always open <:rooShrug:399827520226328576>
ill make a steak dinner
steak and potatos
i should visit texas
i have a plan to visit texas for the next solar eclipse
Solar ecplises seem overrated, go out into the desert and see the stars
thats the backup plan
i have a frind in vegas, fly to vegas, drive for a few hours to camp
sleep under the ultra comfy starlight
man, Vegas is always cheap as shit to fly to
almost like they want people to go there
John can I sleep on your barn if I visit Texas