Oral fixation

>smoking even once

To Craigslist you go

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i need to follow more strippers on snapchat, im down to one big tittied person who still posts

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Pathetic

Damn it I want to go to the corner store and pick up some nicotine gum and disgusting gas station cigars

@Pawp Do not have sex with strippers who use snapchat

I don't know which one of you I should be more disappointed in

the only person i plan on sticking my dong in right now is my aussie milf friend

cuz ill get to eat her food and stay at her house for free in exchange for sex

Lol literally a slave

worth it to save money on a trip to aussie land.

Why would you want to go to Australia

What is there to do in ausland

Visit some of my neato pirate friends.

enjoy the sun and calling people cunts in public

> he's one of THOSE tourists

get killed by various animals

>visit aussieland as an american

>still not as bad as chink tourist

Meh, all look like the same cunts and drink the same piss

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i should visit britania tho if there economy crashes

i have a friend there who i can spend a week with rent free

Are you a professional mooch or what?

Nah I just have a network of friends internationally who I can mooch off if i visit the country they reside in as to lighten the financial burden of exploring the world

So...yes. You're a mooch.

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Im sure hed let anyone stay with him

but then they'd have to be in jersey so not really.

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ill make a steak dinner

steak and potatos

@Matthew Thats some dog rapist shit

i should visit texas

i have a plan to visit texas for the next solar eclipse

Solar ecplises seem overrated, go out into the desert and see the stars

thats the backup plan