Message from @Ares
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easy cash
haha. I am not cute enough in a skirt for that
tfw 😦
pay for hookers
get experience with sex
marry some old rich hag
have sex with her
get her fortune ezpz
y’all be thinking skirts
nah just pretend to be full gay
it’s straight because he doesn’t know you’re straight
dw
if i ever lose weight im gonna statr crossdressing
I tried that before, George Lucas didn't appreciate it
the advantage of actually being gay is that there are really creepily large numbers of sugar daddy’s so if you ever completely fuck your life up
there’s a backup plan
yeah but are you going to touch or suck or let someone insert his penis into your anus
Yea, like the blue haired girl on Pop team epic is saying
we all get off to different things my friend
I mean it's easier to reset from fucking GILFs than trying to forget you let someone fuck you in the ass
maybe not gilfs but you get the idea
if you go with the strategy I said, then after your dick gets used to old people you might just go for a nofap
And come back to vanilla
I can handle a milf, but a gilf, fuck that
eh, if you’re already gay then there’s not really any change, just this time with cash
But dignity and an empty wallet is worth the wallet
you could just wait for google glass to be reasonably made so VR portable
And you just insert stuff you want to fuck into it rather than what you could see lying on bed nearly dead
Nah, get a cheapo VR goggle set, use your phone to watch Brandy Talore videos while getting bummed
RuneScape mobile kek
I don't play runescape, or any online game
I wouldn't fuck someone with aspergers with a rented dick
Might be contagious
wtf
Like you could even rent a dick
It's 2018, I'm sure some tranny will rent her packer to me
>Pecker
>her
It's
2018
Yes it is