Message from @Ares

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2018-04-22 23:58:29 UTC  

easy cash

2018-04-23 00:00:22 UTC  

haha. I am not cute enough in a skirt for that

2018-04-23 00:00:28 UTC  

tfw 😦

2018-04-23 00:01:12 UTC  

pay for hookers

2018-04-23 00:01:14 UTC  

get experience with sex

2018-04-23 00:01:23 UTC  

marry some old rich hag

2018-04-23 00:01:27 UTC  

have sex with her

2018-04-23 00:01:35 UTC  

get her fortune ezpz

2018-04-23 00:03:37 UTC  

y’all be thinking skirts

2018-04-23 00:03:50 UTC  

nah just pretend to be full gay

2018-04-23 00:03:59 UTC  

it’s straight because he doesn’t know you’re straight

2018-04-23 00:04:00 UTC  

dw

2018-04-23 00:04:04 UTC  

if i ever lose weight im gonna statr crossdressing

2018-04-23 00:04:09 UTC  

I tried that before, George Lucas didn't appreciate it

2018-04-23 00:04:58 UTC  

the advantage of actually being gay is that there are really creepily large numbers of sugar daddy’s so if you ever completely fuck your life up

2018-04-23 00:05:07 UTC  

there’s a backup plan

2018-04-23 00:06:47 UTC  

yeah but are you going to touch or suck or let someone insert his penis into your anus

2018-04-23 00:07:06 UTC  

Yea, like the blue haired girl on Pop team epic is saying

2018-04-23 00:07:50 UTC  

we all get off to different things my friend

2018-04-23 00:08:09 UTC  

I mean it's easier to reset from fucking GILFs than trying to forget you let someone fuck you in the ass

2018-04-23 00:08:44 UTC  

gl finding a gilf

2018-04-23 00:09:20 UTC  

maybe not gilfs but you get the idea

2018-04-23 00:09:40 UTC  

if you go with the strategy I said, then after your dick gets used to old people you might just go for a nofap

2018-04-23 00:09:45 UTC  

And come back to vanilla

2018-04-23 00:10:39 UTC  

I can handle a milf, but a gilf, fuck that

2018-04-23 00:10:52 UTC  

eh, if you’re already gay then there’s not really any change, just this time with cash

2018-04-23 00:10:53 UTC  

But dignity and an empty wallet is worth the wallet

2018-04-23 00:11:24 UTC  

you could just wait for google glass to be reasonably made so VR portable

2018-04-23 00:11:45 UTC  

And you just insert stuff you want to fuck into it rather than what you could see lying on bed nearly dead

2018-04-23 00:11:59 UTC  

Nah, get a cheapo VR goggle set, use your phone to watch Brandy Talore videos while getting bummed

2018-04-23 00:12:18 UTC  

RuneScape mobile kek

2018-04-23 00:12:42 UTC  

I don't play runescape, or any online game

2018-04-23 00:13:08 UTC  

I wouldn't fuck someone with aspergers with a rented dick

2018-04-23 00:13:14 UTC  

Might be contagious

2018-04-23 00:13:16 UTC  

wtf

2018-04-23 00:13:49 UTC  

Like you could even rent a dick

2018-04-23 00:14:17 UTC  

It's 2018, I'm sure some tranny will rent her packer to me

2018-04-23 00:14:33 UTC  

>Pecker
>her

2018-04-23 00:14:47 UTC  

It's

2018-04-23 00:14:49 UTC  

2018

2018-04-23 00:15:00 UTC  

Yes it is