gl finding a gilf

maybe not gilfs but you get the idea

if you go with the strategy I said, then after your dick gets used to old people you might just go for a nofap

And come back to vanilla

I can handle a milf, but a gilf, fuck that

eh, if you’re already gay then there’s not really any change, just this time with cash

But dignity and an empty wallet is worth the wallet

you could just wait for google glass to be reasonably made so VR portable

And you just insert stuff you want to fuck into it rather than what you could see lying on bed nearly dead

Nah, get a cheapo VR goggle set, use your phone to watch Brandy Talore videos while getting bummed

RuneScape mobile kek

I don't play runescape, or any online game

I wouldn't fuck someone with aspergers with a rented dick

Might be contagious

wtf

Like you could even rent a dick

It's 2018, I'm sure some tranny will rent her packer to me

>Pecker
>her

It's

2018

Yes it is

out of curiosity, what are your hobbies if you don’t game?

more like will rent her dilation tool

I do game, I just don't game online

ah, how come?

My internet is just a step up from dial-up.

oof

$50 a month to boot

ironically that could probably still run ss13

why’s it so expensive man, dyou live in Antarctica or some shit?

No, Michigan

Come to Minnesota so I can fuck your bum

My ISP also has a monopoly. I pay for 3 meg down, but never see more than 1

I can download at 55 MB/s

I pay like £60 for 200mb down, tv and landline

escape to England dude

>landline in 2018

why

comes with the bundle

there’s no just internet and tv bundle

Oh