nigga WHAT

stop UFO!

Why would I want to do that?

got my resume tweaked. Now to embellish it.

do what

why wouldnt you want to stop alien abductions?

right, getting abducted is the best anal play around

I applied, got an interview, and did a test week of working for the TSA

It was awful, 18 bucks an hour be damned

Missed your chance at feeling up strangers

But I didn't.

I just missed my chance to get paid for it.

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yea, trying to find a way to embelish my resume, maybe get more than just over minimum wage.

become a full time neet

Being a NEET is a luxurious life. I can't get such luxury

pretend to be gay, marry a rich old man and wait for him to die

easy cash

haha. I am not cute enough in a skirt for that

tfw 😦

pay for hookers

get experience with sex

marry some old rich hag

have sex with her

get her fortune ezpz

y’all be thinking skirts

nah just pretend to be full gay

it’s straight because he doesn’t know you’re straight

dw

if i ever lose weight im gonna statr crossdressing

I tried that before, George Lucas didn't appreciate it

the advantage of actually being gay is that there are really creepily large numbers of sugar daddy’s so if you ever completely fuck your life up

there’s a backup plan

yeah but are you going to touch or suck or let someone insert his penis into your anus

Yea, like the blue haired girl on Pop team epic is saying

we all get off to different things my friend

I mean it's easier to reset from fucking GILFs than trying to forget you let someone fuck you in the ass

gl finding a gilf

maybe not gilfs but you get the idea

if you go with the strategy I said, then after your dick gets used to old people you might just go for a nofap