pretend to be gay, marry a rich old man and wait for him to die

easy cash

y’all be thinking skirts

nah just pretend to be full gay

it’s straight because he doesn’t know you’re straight

dw

the advantage of actually being gay is that there are really creepily large numbers of sugar daddy’s so if you ever completely fuck your life up

there’s a backup plan

we all get off to different things my friend

gl finding a gilf

eh, if you’re already gay then there’s not really any change, just this time with cash

RuneScape mobile kek

out of curiosity, what are your hobbies if you don’t game?

ah, how come?

oof

ironically that could probably still run ss13

why’s it so expensive man, dyou live in Antarctica or some shit?

I pay like £60 for 200mb down, tv and landline

escape to England dude

comes with the bundle

there’s no just internet and tv bundle

just all three or just one

a noble man

but aye, the only online game I can think of that wouldn’t just die at that internet is ss13, and that’s only because it was made in 2003

never played any of the diablo games personally

old school RuneScape could potentially work, but the new version definitely wouldn’t

i know that on the mobile tests, it was using between 500kb to 2mb per hour

honestly dude you need to escape

literally homeless people in London get better internet

and yours hasn’t? it’s just 2018 im afraid

atleast it’s not sweden or canada

don’t have to pay for a tv license if you don’t have a tv my friend

honestly I think the tv license will be gone soon, the bbc are just full of shite these days

tomato potato