it’s straight because he doesn’t know you’re straight

dw

if i ever lose weight im gonna statr crossdressing

I tried that before, George Lucas didn't appreciate it

the advantage of actually being gay is that there are really creepily large numbers of sugar daddy’s so if you ever completely fuck your life up

there’s a backup plan

yeah but are you going to touch or suck or let someone insert his penis into your anus

Yea, like the blue haired girl on Pop team epic is saying

we all get off to different things my friend

I mean it's easier to reset from fucking GILFs than trying to forget you let someone fuck you in the ass

gl finding a gilf

maybe not gilfs but you get the idea

if you go with the strategy I said, then after your dick gets used to old people you might just go for a nofap

And come back to vanilla

I can handle a milf, but a gilf, fuck that

eh, if you’re already gay then there’s not really any change, just this time with cash

But dignity and an empty wallet is worth the wallet

you could just wait for google glass to be reasonably made so VR portable

And you just insert stuff you want to fuck into it rather than what you could see lying on bed nearly dead

Nah, get a cheapo VR goggle set, use your phone to watch Brandy Talore videos while getting bummed

RuneScape mobile kek

I don't play runescape, or any online game

I wouldn't fuck someone with aspergers with a rented dick

Might be contagious

wtf

Like you could even rent a dick

It's 2018, I'm sure some tranny will rent her packer to me

>Pecker
>her

It's

2018

Yes it is

out of curiosity, what are your hobbies if you don’t game?

more like will rent her dilation tool

I do game, I just don't game online

ah, how come?

My internet is just a step up from dial-up.

oof

$50 a month to boot

ironically that could probably still run ss13

why’s it so expensive man, dyou live in Antarctica or some shit?

No, Michigan