You seem a bit shitfaced at the moment.

4/10

just signed an advertisement contract on pornspider with Ali Express

kek

I showed them that 30 % of my users are from 4chan and they agreed

Nice, now is that in aliexpress points or cash?

cash

Got gypped

What'd they pay

the cost per click depend on the country

like, USA and EU are mostly tier 1 traffic with high payments

China is tier 3 traffic

>not upfront cash

Lol faggot

>implying I am big enough for that

Never will be this this weaksauce business acumen

Just flop your dingus out on the wechat call and shake it around while yelling 'this is why I am the boss'

>Ali is actively seeking out 4chan users

But why

Poor impulse control and higher than average depression rates makes them prime impulse buyers.

Heh, t-that doesn't match me at all

Fucking hell, climbing is hard

Is that what you call masturbating?

@johnfrum muh dicks skin is soft

Weak

Rub some spainish fly and come back when you can use your scarred dick to get hot kettles off the stove.

John is lewdposting!

What a momentous occasion

He's either stupidly drunk or angrily sober

@Phatique ty for handpost, I needed this

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for 48hrs

payday changed you

gayming, arch-rising vape-lord

sighhh

Huuuuuuh

I wanna go home

Go

for a jog

fatty