Lol faggot

>implying I am big enough for that

Never will be this this weaksauce business acumen

Just flop your dingus out on the wechat call and shake it around while yelling 'this is why I am the boss'

>Ali is actively seeking out 4chan users

But why

Poor impulse control and higher than average depression rates makes them prime impulse buyers.

Heh, t-that doesn't match me at all

Fucking hell, climbing is hard

Is that what you call masturbating?

@johnfrum muh dicks skin is soft

Weak

Rub some spainish fly and come back when you can use your scarred dick to get hot kettles off the stove.

John is lewdposting!

What a momentous occasion

He's either stupidly drunk or angrily sober

@Phatique ty for handpost, I needed this

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for 48hrs

payday changed you

gayming, arch-rising vape-lord

sighhh

Huuuuuuh

I wanna go home

Go

for a jog

fatty

I like making overtime too much, and I'd just have to come back in an hour and a half to pick my gf up

Huuuuuuh

@JHWH tfw literally becoming 19yo sadboi meme

Tfw girlfriend has sprained ankle so she's not in the mood to give succ

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

Just fuck her, she won't run away

Why G*d why

i wonder what bj from fatty gf is like

does your dick smell like cheese pizza and fries afterwards

I don't to fuck, that takes effort on my part

That's why you're fat

Yeah that's why

Huuuuuuuuuuuh just want comfy suck