Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 478610060046630932


2018-08-13 16:46:34 UTC  

This repulsive garbage, to be exact.

2018-08-13 16:46:50 UTC  

Huh, thats actually a popular american brand

2018-08-13 16:47:34 UTC  

Probably part of some gigantic multinational corporation.

2018-08-13 16:53:54 UTC  

Euros aren't used to the smell of cleanliness

2018-08-13 16:54:40 UTC  

Yeah, that's probably it.

2018-08-13 16:55:04 UTC  

Some cleaning products do smell of rot for some reason

2018-08-13 16:55:21 UTC  

Once bought dishwasherpods that reeked of mildew

2018-08-13 16:56:50 UTC  

There's something in old plastic screwdriver handles that makes them outgas something that smells exactly like vomit as it ages

2018-08-13 17:01:41 UTC  

🤔

2018-08-13 17:02:04 UTC  

I sit down to study, and the first house fly I've seen in three days appears, and evidently finds my face very fuckable.

2018-08-13 17:02:07 UTC  

Thanks, nature.

2018-08-13 17:03:25 UTC  

Have you been drinking?

2018-08-13 17:03:38 UTC  

You seem a bit shitfaced at the moment.

2018-08-13 17:03:50 UTC  

4/10

2018-08-13 17:04:10 UTC  

just signed an advertisement contract on pornspider with Ali Express

2018-08-13 17:04:13 UTC  

kek

2018-08-13 17:04:36 UTC  

I showed them that 30 % of my users are from 4chan and they agreed

2018-08-13 17:05:12 UTC  

Nice, now is that in aliexpress points or cash?

2018-08-13 17:05:18 UTC  

cash

2018-08-13 17:05:28 UTC  

Got gypped

2018-08-13 17:05:30 UTC  

What'd they pay

2018-08-13 17:05:35 UTC  

the cost per click depend on the country

2018-08-13 17:05:46 UTC  

like, USA and EU are mostly tier 1 traffic with high payments

2018-08-13 17:05:52 UTC  

China is tier 3 traffic

2018-08-13 17:05:54 UTC  

>not upfront cash

2018-08-13 17:06:01 UTC  

Lol faggot

2018-08-13 17:06:06 UTC  

>implying I am big enough for that

2018-08-13 17:06:32 UTC  

Never will be this this weaksauce business acumen

2018-08-13 17:07:40 UTC  

Just flop your dingus out on the wechat call and shake it around while yelling 'this is why I am the boss'

2018-08-13 17:16:32 UTC  

>Ali is actively seeking out 4chan users

2018-08-13 17:16:35 UTC  

But why

2018-08-13 17:17:27 UTC  

Poor impulse control and higher than average depression rates makes them prime impulse buyers.

2018-08-13 17:18:14 UTC  

Heh, t-that doesn't match me at all

2018-08-13 17:27:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/478615489959165954/IMG_20180813_192544.jpg

2018-08-13 17:27:14 UTC  

Fucking hell, climbing is hard

2018-08-13 17:29:24 UTC  

Is that what you call masturbating?

2018-08-13 17:30:54 UTC  

@johnfrum muh dicks skin is soft

2018-08-13 17:31:02 UTC  

Weak

2018-08-13 17:31:49 UTC  

Rub some spainish fly and come back when you can use your scarred dick to get hot kettles off the stove.

2018-08-13 17:41:14 UTC  

John is lewdposting!

2018-08-13 17:41:19 UTC  

What a momentous occasion