Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 481951900070051851
There is literally nothing special about burgers even in nice places.
Fries tho, thats the tipping point of me just going out because fuck hesting up a pot of oil for a meal accompaniment
fuck my mouse is broke and the warranty time just got finished
any tip?
I wont buy a chink mouse
Buy the same model on amazon, peel off the lables, switch and claim DOA
Alright now I really need to find that shit
@transience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMynKiZ95qo
finally, taking back control
wow that looked ugly
If I drive all the way out to that shitty Walmart to get a cheap gun
And it ain't there
I will find you
And I will kill yoi
Time for **hilarious** and **original** joke related to that message above :
`inb4 Matt gets lost in the food section at Walmart and the gun gets sold in the meantime`
Get it? Because he's fat therefore he will spend more time at food section
I know Walmart food sections like the back of my huge, huge hand
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N-no.... I'll just drive out there...
I'll call them, which one bby
Let mommy talk for her shy sugarplum
>john awakening his female side
>john becoming a trap mentally
T-the savage axis in Cottage Grove
@sum I have been drinking and found out aan old internet friend didn't die so I'm in an unusally good mood.
I can tell you really like that image
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I need to start deleting it after I post it and resave it so it gets more corrupted with every repost
Organic corruption doesn't compare to the shitty apps that do it for you
>when you see a picture of a man holding his balls with his right hand while holding a pair of binoculars with his left one
Holy shit it isbhard to call walmrt drunk
Huuuuuh that one is a 45 minute drive from my house, whereas the other one was 20
Huuuuuh
Gonna be hard to convince sprained ankle GF to go to a Wal-Mart that's 30 miles away