wow that looked ugly

@johnfrum lemme tell you something, fuckboy

If I drive all the way out to that shitty Walmart to get a cheap gun

And it ain't there

I will find you

And I will kill yoi

Time for **hilarious** and **original** joke related to that message above :
`inb4 Matt gets lost in the food section at Walmart and the gun gets sold in the meantime`

Get it? Because he's fat therefore he will spend more time at food section

I know Walmart food sections like the back of my huge, huge hand

@sum You had me and lost me, be more confident next time bby

https://youtu.be/P_P45feBkrg

@Matthew call a head you autist

>talking on the phone

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

N-no.... I'll just drive out there...

I'll call them, which one bby

Let mommy talk for her shy sugarplum

>john awakening his female side

>john becoming a trap mentally

T-the savage axis in Cottage Grove

@sum getting aroused because John is awakening his mommy fetish

@sum I have been drinking and found out aan old internet friend didn't die so I'm in an unusally good mood.

I can tell you really like that image

<:hahayes:330459104495665153>

I need to start deleting it after I post it and resave it so it gets more corrupted with every repost

Organic corruption doesn't compare to the shitty apps that do it for you

>when you see a picture of a man holding his balls with his right hand while holding a pair of binoculars with his left one

@Matthew they got it in coon rapids

Holy shit it isbhard to call walmrt drunk

@johnfrum thanks babe. I'll go get it after I get off

Huuuuuh that one is a 45 minute drive from my house, whereas the other one was 20

Huuuuuh

Gonna be hard to convince sprained ankle GF to go to a Wal-Mart that's 30 miles away

What, why would you go with anyone to walmart

Because we also just plain need groceries

Also, I remembered the winter starvation saga. It was oreos and La Croix I lived off of for like 4 days

Ask for a list then. Youre making me drink

Sprained ankle gf gets angry if I go places without her. She doesn't like being apart from me

Mentally ill

@Rorset😔🤙🥀𝔊𝔅ℭ 𝐸𝑇𝐸𝑅𝑁𝐴𝐿💔 no u

had a chat with pajeet in the bus