Message from @Phatique

Discord ID: 481928776293285908


2018-08-22 20:34:51 UTC  

And suddenly there is a gentrification surge after all the old residents are chased away and someone politically connected bought all the property for cheap due to broken windows.

2018-08-22 20:36:23 UTC  

Cities are shit anyway, post internet its pointless except for job opportunities and even then the cost of living could make any gains in income go down.

2018-08-22 20:38:03 UTC  

citites r great

2018-08-22 20:39:16 UTC  
2018-08-22 20:39:24 UTC  

HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

2018-08-22 20:43:21 UTC  

probly

2018-08-22 20:43:41 UTC  

Anyone knows where someone can find CCNA materials in German?

2018-08-22 20:44:03 UTC  

why you need em in german

2018-08-22 20:44:14 UTC  

Dunno, friend asked

2018-08-22 20:44:27 UTC  

@bentech sure, if you like to buy overpriced beer and like shitty food that is *exotic*

2018-08-22 20:44:38 UTC  

you mean good food

2018-08-22 20:46:09 UTC  

Gee, fried, cheap cuts of meat from somewhere vaugly east this is worth the aggravation of having to breathe and live in other people's filth, dust and stink

2018-08-22 20:46:47 UTC  

>eating

2018-08-22 20:46:47 UTC  

ew

2018-08-22 20:46:48 UTC  

If Agent Smith was assigned to a small town he wouldn't have gone rogue

2018-08-22 20:48:24 UTC  

but i cna also get good burgers n stuff

2018-08-22 20:49:11 UTC  

There is literally nothing special about burgers even in nice places.

2018-08-22 20:50:14 UTC  

Fries tho, thats the tipping point of me just going out because fuck hesting up a pot of oil for a meal accompaniment

2018-08-22 20:52:54 UTC  

fuck my mouse is broke and the warranty time just got finished

2018-08-22 20:52:56 UTC  

any tip?

2018-08-22 20:53:00 UTC  

I wont buy a chink mouse

2018-08-22 20:54:40 UTC  

Buy the same model on amazon, peel off the lables, switch and claim DOA

2018-08-22 21:12:00 UTC  

Alright now I really need to find that shit

2018-08-22 21:33:58 UTC  
2018-08-22 22:01:07 UTC  

wow that looked ugly

2018-08-22 22:13:19 UTC  

@johnfrum lemme tell you something, fuckboy

2018-08-22 22:13:37 UTC  

If I drive all the way out to that shitty Walmart to get a cheap gun

2018-08-22 22:13:41 UTC  

And it ain't there

2018-08-22 22:13:49 UTC  

I will find you

2018-08-22 22:13:53 UTC  

And I will kill yoi

2018-08-22 22:21:38 UTC  

Time for **hilarious** and **original** joke related to that message above :
`inb4 Matt gets lost in the food section at Walmart and the gun gets sold in the meantime`

2018-08-22 22:21:59 UTC  

Get it? Because he's fat therefore he will spend more time at food section

2018-08-22 22:22:08 UTC  

I know Walmart food sections like the back of my huge, huge hand

2018-08-22 22:24:08 UTC  

@sum You had me and lost me, be more confident next time bby

2018-08-22 22:24:10 UTC  
2018-08-22 22:24:25 UTC  

@Matthew call a head you autist

2018-08-22 22:24:47 UTC  

>talking on the phone

2018-08-22 22:24:48 UTC  

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2018-08-22 22:25:06 UTC  

N-no.... I'll just drive out there...