you mean good food

Gee, fried, cheap cuts of meat from somewhere vaugly east this is worth the aggravation of having to breathe and live in other people's filth, dust and stink

>eating

ew

If Agent Smith was assigned to a small town he wouldn't have gone rogue

but i cna also get good burgers n stuff

There is literally nothing special about burgers even in nice places.

Fries tho, thats the tipping point of me just going out because fuck hesting up a pot of oil for a meal accompaniment

fuck my mouse is broke and the warranty time just got finished

any tip?

I wont buy a chink mouse

Buy the same model on amazon, peel off the lables, switch and claim DOA

Alright now I really need to find that shit

@transience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMynKiZ95qo
finally, taking back control

wow that looked ugly

@johnfrum lemme tell you something, fuckboy

If I drive all the way out to that shitty Walmart to get a cheap gun

And it ain't there

I will find you

And I will kill yoi

Time for **hilarious** and **original** joke related to that message above :
`inb4 Matt gets lost in the food section at Walmart and the gun gets sold in the meantime`

Get it? Because he's fat therefore he will spend more time at food section

I know Walmart food sections like the back of my huge, huge hand

@sum You had me and lost me, be more confident next time bby

https://youtu.be/P_P45feBkrg

@Matthew call a head you autist

>talking on the phone

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

N-no.... I'll just drive out there...

I'll call them, which one bby

Let mommy talk for her shy sugarplum

>john awakening his female side

>john becoming a trap mentally

T-the savage axis in Cottage Grove

@sum getting aroused because John is awakening his mommy fetish

@sum I have been drinking and found out aan old internet friend didn't die so I'm in an unusally good mood.

I can tell you really like that image

<:hahayes:330459104495665153>

I need to start deleting it after I post it and resave it so it gets more corrupted with every repost

Organic corruption doesn't compare to the shitty apps that do it for you

>when you see a picture of a man holding his balls with his right hand while holding a pair of binoculars with his left one