It was supposed to be amateur hour

Damn, you got to it before I did.

Huuuh.

Maybe the login credentials are saved on my old phone.

Huhhh

Nope....

why g*d why

Huhh

tfw I have to use pornhub like a fucking scrub now

I have spent the past 20 minutes doing this.

More productive than what I've been doing, boss

Stop smoking meth tim

@johnfrum I got locked out of my EMP account and it's all your fault FUCK YOU

Your what

Matt

Its daylight savings time

And you decide to spend it jerking off?

I've been being a good, chaste boy for the past week, John

been very productive around the house, gf is on the rag and wants nothing to do with my peepee, so yes, I'm gonna crank one out before bed *if that's okay with you*.

Its not

Good, I get off on being naughty.

Faggot.

Happy daylight savings everyone!

huuuuhnnnng

That was the sound of me reaching climax, John.

In case that wasn't clear.

That was the sound of you typing on Discord like a stupid faggot.

>he doesn't know the power of Russian porn tracker

*Sad!*

>not having sex with gf

lul

>posting gay porn
>gf
Sure buddy

those aren't men

they identify as women

check your privilege

Shut up faggot

Wow this tbh

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Never thought I'd agree with porco

You're both gay though